The power to see into the present

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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Just because you do not see and advert here, it does not mean it is not here... Moral: Dudu duduh dudududun... ALWAYS MORAL-COLA! (aka Moke in the brits) NOW IN LIGHT AND SUPERFAT EDITIONS! Order now for the special I am fagneto edition! TASTE THE FAGNETIC! Because if gay is your way, todays morals, support this way! Lesbian-Coke is out of stock, but pre-order now and receive a moral man offer: "the lesbian drunk party invite international live!" *porn music* Hurry up! Only 2 Billion tickets left! No wait... just 50 left!... no wait... 40... no 30... 29... you better hurry ladies! As much *free* booze you can drink! *The booze Is free, the entrance is free, but the payment to get out of the building depends on how much you drink, non payers will be graped and their sex pictures will be sold on the internet* *All lesbian sex pictures will be sold on the internet, grape is not allowed! Surprise sexy time is allowed though!* Moral-Cola!

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the power to see through windows

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to die

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the power to transform into a rock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!