The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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i like pie.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!