The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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ikawlhan forever

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!