The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to be blind

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!