The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -33

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

thumb_up thumb_down +178

The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

thumb_up thumb_down +140

the ability to see into the past

thumb_up thumb_down +134

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

thumb_up thumb_down +92

The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

the power to bi ugly

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to die

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

thumb_up thumb_down +60

*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Black power

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to always smell like cheep wine.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to burn ashes

thumb_up thumb_down +50

To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!