The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to die at will

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to die at will

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!