to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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Being a Spice Girl

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the power to die at will

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!