The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!