The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!