the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to be HUMAN

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!