The power to have a small penis

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the power to bi ugly

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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Black power

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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Death at will

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to eat with your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!