the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to think you have powers.

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the power to turn wine into water

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!