The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to die whenever you want.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!