The power to make any girl hate you

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!