The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to talk to dust

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!