The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to bi ugly

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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Death at will

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The power to look through glass.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!