the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!