the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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the power die if you think.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to be a normal person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!