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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to smell any point in time

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to fire my lazer

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Asexual reproduction.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power to always hug people

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!