the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The superpower to have a superpower

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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power to fly...backwards.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!