Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!