The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to hate nature

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to die

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to have a super power,

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!