The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to poke

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power to fly in space

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!