The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!