The power to have a pointless power.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to go through open windows

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!