The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to die but once

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Endless falling....

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!