The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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the power to hate nature

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to have a super power,

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!