The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!