The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to die at will

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to sing but your mute

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!