the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!