xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to see air

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the power to get STD's

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to shed hair

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!