the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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the power to always hug people

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to die

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!