The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the power to sleep during day

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to send future you crazy

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!