The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to send future you crazy

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!