Being a Spice Girl

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!