The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to shit brix

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!