The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the power to lose your power at will

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to not have a power

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the power to fire my lazer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!