The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!