the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!