The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!