Turn gold into lead.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to learn only at school.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to imagine a new colour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!