The power to remove the power within.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to taste your own spit

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!