The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to hear morse code.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!