The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power spite flower

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!