The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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Liam Brudenell

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to eat three times a day.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to die on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!