The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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Aweonao

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to have no one read this post

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!