The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!