The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to think you have powers.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to not finish your

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to do nothing

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!