The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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The power to smell any point in time

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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Invisible handwriting.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to die at will

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the power to fire my lazer

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!