The power to accept the terms and conditions

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to summon earthworms

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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wast your time on the computer

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!