the power to do one push-up

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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power to fly only in the plane

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!