The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!