The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to be a human

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The power of trolling your self

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The super power to control paper.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to sleep

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!