The power to murder rocks.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to shrink your penis

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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the power to have no one read this post

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to take away your power.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!