Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

The power to instantly kill yourself

Retractable Teeth

The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

The power to sneeze scissors

The power to transform gold into nothing.

the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

The power to have the strength of 50 old people

The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The power to become helpless at will.

The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

the power to turn O2 into CO2

The power of turning butter into concrete.

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!