- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

The power to become helpless at will.

The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

The power to have a power

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

the ability to fart out of your nose

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

Pointless Super Powers