the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to die at will

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!