The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to set money on fire

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to be bad at everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!