The power to be bad at everything

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power to be phone

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to kill yourself

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black people

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!