The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to do nothing.

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to shit in your eye

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!